(You know I love her).
Monday, March 30, 2009
I'm a slacker, Heidi's a Supermodel, KStew is an 80s Lady, and Robward might by stinky but he sparkles!
(You know I love her).
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
To Twitter or Not to Twitter...
For those of you who might have been living under a rock, Twitter is a social-networking site and according to it's Wiki page, Twitter enables its users to send and read other users' updates known as tweets. Tweets are text-based posts of up to 140 bytes in length. Updates are displayed on the user's profile page and delivered to other users who have signed up to receive them. And while I might be scared to Twitter myself, I do find myself reading other peoples Twitters (or Tweets...still haven't figured that out yet).
I'm oddly fascinated with celebrities on Twitter. It's so ridiculous to me that all of these people who are so concerned with having private lives constantly let everyone know what's going on in them. Twitter is supposedly the reason that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer--she reportedly couldn't take his addiction to Twittering his every move. On the other hand, Demi Moore somehow hasn't divorced Ashton Kutcher yet for posting this picture of her on his Twitter. And I have found myself losing respect for Demi after reading her Tweets. She can't spell and she writes inane things like "ahhhhh friday indeed....I am taking a moment to appreciate the small things like guacamole and chips!" and "the gift of life is upon us..breathe and recognize the power you hold!" As my Dad would say, where's a hand grenade when you need one?
Monday, March 23, 2009
First Official New Moon Monday!
I got the DVD at Target on Saturday morning, and from my Livejournal research, it seems like that was the best one out there. I didn't want to go to a midnight release party because I'm a granny and I knew I wouldn't stay up to watch it that night. I was glad to read that Kristen, Rob and Taylor weren't forced to attend any of these midnight release parties, either, because really, haven't they been through enough? What with the Hot Topic mobbings and Summit recently sending Rob to Wal-Mart headquarters in Arkansas, I'm just glad that they didn't send them out because I fear one of them might have been killed in a mobbing. For those who don't know, there are several different editions of this thing already. The Target Twilight DVD has three DVDs, which include loads of extended and deleted scenes, music videos, talks with the casts, special vampire kiss montages, and Bert playing some piano. Apparently, I'm not the only one who is obsessed, because the movie sold 3 million copies on Saturday. That's pretty awesome.
So here are my top 5 reasons to buy the DVD:
"I have so many inexplicable facial expressions in this movie."
"I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat."
"Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns."
[Jokingly] "I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' [Catherine Hardwicke points out that he just admitted that HE cried too] But I was crying over something legitimate. A movie."
"I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it."
[Scene in the forest where Edward asks Bella, "What do we eat?"]: "Cheeseburgers."
[Scene where Edward shows off his sparkly body]: "I'm sorry, Bella. I'm just like a sweaty guy."
"I notice I have one of those butt chins. Like a nubbin."
Hello from the New Moon set
by officialspunkransom
I wonder if they are expanding Victoria's role in New Moon. Because if I'm remembering the book correctly, her part consisted of a glimpse of flaming red hair. I'd be happy for them too, because I love Rachelle.
E news Ashley Green discusses New Moon (3-19-09)
by officialspunkransom
I just love Ashley Greene. She's almost as awesome as Alice.
And I love KStew, too. People need to quit giving her a hard time and respect the bitchface.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Sawyer from Lost is Friday's Fun Fearless Male!
Now I'm not one of those people who hate on Jack and Kate all the time, even if they are kind of annoying. I just prefer Sawyer. And I like him and Juliet together, even though I know they will probably end the series with him and Kate as a couple. Anyway, I like seeing Sawyer as the hero/leader. He's just so much less sanctimonious than Jack.
I can't wait to see what happens as this show plays out. Most of all, I can't wait to hear Sawyer's commentary throughout the whole ordeal.
Let's celebrate Sawyer, Friday's Fun Fearless Male!
Everyone have a great weekend!
Love,
Elle Bunny
Thursday, March 19, 2009
RIP-Natasha Richardson-1963-2009
I've always held an affinity for Natasha Richardson. She just seemed so warm and nice. She had a wonderful speaking voice. My favorite performance by Natasha is honestly in The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan--that was an awesome movie and she was great in it. Here is a clip.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
James Franco: Biopic King?
Love,
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
My Favorite Things Monday: My Current Obsession: SKINS
It's about British kids growing up in Bristol. They are obviously very into partying. One of them (Sid) lusts after another member of the group (Michelle, who just so happens to be his best friend's girlfriend), while yet another member of the group lusts after them and then feels dejected and tries to commit suicide (that would be Cassie, who also happens to be bulimic.) His best friend Tony is like an evil Zack Morris-Chuck Bass hybrid. And I love Chris, who is in love with his psychology teacher. They all have crazy home lives. Each episode focuses on a character from the group.
Basically, it's like Beverly Hills, 90210/The O.C-if all the kids were British, and by definition, more interesting. I love it.
Apparently, in Season 3, all the characters you fall in love with leave and they focus on Tony's younger sister Effy. To which I say, Boo, Chicken, because I love these kids, but, oh well. Right now I'm just enjoying the fact that I'm only 2/3 of the way through the first season.
(If you happen to live in England and stumbled across this blog, just ignore me. I'm a new convert and I know nothing).
Fun Cast Facts:
Tony is the boy from About a Boy all grown up. He's cute. And plays a lovable asshole. With a ridiculous comforter.
Dev Patel, of Slumdog Millionaire fame, plays a character named Anwar. He's lovable as well (but not really an asshole. I mean, he has his asshole moments, but overall, he's a nice guy).
So you should definitely check this show out if you haven't already (apparently it is playing on TV in America, but I haven't come across it. I heard about it from fans of Dev Patel and ordered it on Netflix). My favorite episode is "Maxxie & Anwar" in which they visit Russia on a field trip. Hilarity ensues.
Have a great day!
Love,
Elle Bunny
Friday, March 13, 2009
I think it would be more accurate to say "Hide your Womenfolk"
Yeah.
So I don't think anything that I could say about these pictures or this article could really sum up the awesomeness of either one. I will say that I got into a car accident yesterday and I still managed to stay in a good mood (I'm okay; so is the other driver who was at fault; our cars are drivable just some scraped paint; the point is that usually if something like that happened I would be bummed out for the rest of the day). Chalk it up to the healing powers of Rob. So I'm just going to highlight some of my favorite quotes from the article, which made me giggle and left me in tears. Finally-a writer who totally gets Rob.
"He explains that the place he’s staying at in L.A. has a microwave, and that he’s never had a microwave before, and that he spends a lot of time looking for new things you can microwave. Those frozen cheeseburgers, from the store. A carrot. ""Pattinson says he’s always been hypersensitive about being looked at, that when he was a kid and somebody’d make eye contact with him on the bus or something, he’d freak out. He’s one of those tall people who hunch, trying to disappear. Then all this stuff happened. He wasn’t ready. His first thought, whenever he finds himself in one of these crowds, is always, Someone could very easily stab me."
"he isn’t complaining. We don’t want to make it sound like he’s complaining. But he can feel all of it making him crazy. It’s like being a fugitive in your own backyard. The other day, he went out, shook off three paparazzi-mobiles, hit the drive-thru at the In-N-Out. He was going to eat a burger in the car. He drove around and found a gas-station parking lot a few blocks away, intending to sit there and eat, “just hidden, in the darkness.'And I turn around,' he says, 'and in the car next to me, there’s a woman giving a man a blow job! Right there, in the car park!' This is what this kind of attention does to you; to do the things that normal people do, you have to go where normal people go to do furtive things.Somebody got pictures of him anyway. Hidden in the darkness! Like some kind of Hamburglar!""He tries not to go out if he can avoid it. Stays home, watches movies, microwaves. Mostly, though, he reads about himself on the Internet. According to the Internet, there is another Robert Pattinson out there, living a very different life. A creature of the night, eager to sink his fangs into anything with boobs and a pulse. All bullshit, Pattinson says, but he reads the stories anyway, out of a kind of masochistic narcissism.And he admits to reading it, which is the really weird part. He reads the gossip blogs and the Twilight fan fiction ('It’s surprisingly hard-core. And very well written'). He knows what the fake Robert Pattinson said on the fake Robert Pattinson Facebook page. (The fake Robert Pattinson claimed to have nailed Kristen Stewart. The fake Robert Pattinson was kind of like Chuck Bass, if Chuck Bass were uncouth enough to trumpet his conquests on somebody’s Wall.)"
“'I literally have nothing to say,' he says. 'So I don’t think, Oh, I wish they’d asked me about my craft instead of my hair.'
Is there anything you wish you’d gotten to talk about in this interview?
'Okay,' he says. Deep breath. 'I fucked Joe Jonas.'
We knew it!
'I love him.'"
“'I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate—I actually didn’t feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog’s bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, ‘You’re a fake.’
Was she actually cheating on you?
'No,' Pattinson says, laughing.
'I thought I’d seen her with another guy, but she wasn’t even there. I spent three days apologizing to the dog.'"
"Pattinson offers us a ride to our hotel. As we’re getting up to leave, he glances out the window behind him. 'Well,' he says, 'you’ll be encountering the other end of it now.'
Pardon?
'The 14-year-old paparazzo is outside,' Pattinson says.
Sure enough—when we get outside, there’s this kid, a scowling Dennis the Menace type in baggy jeans, blasting away with a giant camera.
'You look really young,' Pattinson says to the kid, who’s backing out into oncoming traffic, still shooting. 'How old are you?'
'Sixteen,' the kid says.
...
We make it to the car and speed off. Pattinson’s old ’89 BMW finally died a few weeks ago, so he’s been driving this rented Audi S4. It’s a total junior-Endeavor-agent-on-the-make ride. We point this out. 'I think my agent does have this car, actually,' Pattinson says. Before we’ve gone fifty feet, the windshield steams up and Pattinson can’t see a damn thing. He hasn’t driven the car on a cold day before, and he doesn’t know where the defogger button is.He turns on the heat—'That’s supposed to do something, right?'—and then merges into traffic, still blind, cursing his way into the left lane. 'I think I’m better off on Melrose, because there aren’t any pedestrian crossings,' he says. 'You’re going to regret accepting this lift.' Then he hits another button. Success. The windshield starts to clear and at last Pattinson can see where he’s going."
A Lizzie Penny for your thoughts? Here are some of mine.
1) I have to try microwaving a carrot.
2) When I was younger, I was always paranoid when I was riding in a car that I would be killed in a drive-by-shooting. There was no real reason for this as I did not live in the ghetto, but it was always going through my mind and I was constantly slouching down in the back seat of the car. Therefore, I sympathize with Rob and his irrational fear that he will be stabbed.
3) I'm dying for someone to make a manip of Rob as the Hamburglar.
4) Bert is definitely reading Wide Awake and loving it.
5) Joe Jonas is a lucky son of a bitch.
6) Pattys (the dog and the girl) are lucky bitches.
7) Rob is the only celebrity who would offer an interviewer a ride home.
8) I hope Rob can adjust and reach some kind of peace about what his life has become.
Have a great weekend!
Love,
Elle Bunny
Thursday, March 12, 2009
LiveJournal Questions: Day 3: Introducing...Strut!
If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
LiveJournal Questions: Day 2
I will be posting pictures of him and the house soon, but lately I've been so overwhelmed with stuff to do that I haven 't had time to upload pictures to my computer.
Monday, March 9, 2009
LiveJournal Questions: Day 1
You're packing your bag for that magical desert island that happens to have electricity, a TV, and a DVD player—what five DVDs do you take with you?
1) Steel Magnolias.
This is kind of a given. I love this movie. I quote it at least three times a day, and most of the time receive nothing but blank stares from the folks around me. I named my blog after this movie, and at around 2:45 every afternoon I feel the urge to jump out of my chair yelling "My reception. My RE-CEP-TION..."
2) Gone With the Wind. I'd like to think that I'm the perfect combination of Melanie and Scarlett, but who am I kidding? I'm the worst combination of the two--half of the time I'm a total push-over, the kind of lady who wouldn't notice her best friend making a move on her husband. The other half of the time I'm going off on somebody about something ridiculously unimportant, and can't see the forest for the trees. But you can be sure of three things--I can shoot a Yankee at 20 paces, I could turn curtains into a bad ass dress so I look hot to go visit my honey in jail, and God as my Witness, I will never go hungry. Ever. (Saying Again is kind of silly since I never have).
3) Sixteen Candles. I love this movie so much it makes my heart want to burst. The reasons why--Jake Ryan aka Michael Schoeffling; Sam aka Molly Ringwald; Long Duk Dong. This is the ultimate comfort movie for me. I feel like this is my high school biopic only my parents wouldn't forget about my birthday and I never ended up with the high school hottie. So I guess it's not at all like my life. But Sam reminds me of myself at that age.
4) The Holiday. I love this movie. It is a completely ridiculous chick flick and I kind of hate Cameron Diaz, but I love this movie. It doesn't get much better than Kate Winslet in a chick flick for me.
5) How to Be. Someday this movie will come out on DVD, and I'm hoping that it is before I end up on the deserted island. If I end up there after March 21 but before How to Be comes out, then I will take Twilight. Because I kind of love that movie. But I love How to Be a little bit more. Because Rob is an endearing loser and so is Art, the character he plays in that movie. To me, that movie is like the RPattz show. And he gets to keep the accent. Yum. But hell, I'll settle for Edward Cullen any day.
What are your top 5 Desert Island movies?
Have a great day!
Love,
Elle Bunny