Fo Fo Fo Dolla Sto

So me and my best friend Meredith always laugh about the many variations on the Dollar Store there are in this world. You've got your Dollar Tree (where everything really is a 1.00), your Dollar Store (where things can cost any amount of money, sometimes a lot more than they would cost at Wal-Mart), your Family Dollar, your Everything 99 cents (which we don't have a lot of in these neck of the woods, but when we were down at the beach with 4 television channels local to Houston, they showed one that had 10 Wii's and 10 Wii Fit's that were 99 cents each for the first 10 customers in line).

And there are plenty of other types of dollar stores, but we have always joked about having our own variation, the Four for Four Dollar Store, or as we like to call it the Fo Fo Fo Dolla Sto. It just rolls of the tongue better.
We spent a lot of our time on our beach trip this past weekend (which was a lot of fun, I'm a little sunburned on my legs, but we had a good time) discussing the products we would have in our store. We have been talking about this particular issue for about 3 years now. So here are just a sampling of the products we plan on featuring at the Fo Fo Fo Dolla Sto.

Instead of Tide, we will have Wave Laundry Detergent .

Instead of Bounce, we will have Jump.

They are not Band-Aids, they're Help Me, I'm Bleeding strips.

It's not Dawn, it Wake UP!

Better than Mr. Clean, she's Mrs. Tidy.

And introducing a couple of our new cosmetic lines that we dreamed up on this trip-

Could be she's born with it, Could be it's Couldbelline.

Front Page Woman

And our new clothing lines by very well respected designers such as
Teddy Hillbigger

Dana Van Thirstybird

Alvin Bein
And Shoes by
Johnny Shoe
Christine Lapootin
Finolo Chronic

Don't you just want to shop there? If only to catch a glimpse of our classy clientele.

Have a great day!
Elle Bunny