In the immortal words of Brenda Walsh "if it looks like a duck and talks like a duck I'm basically saying you are a backstabbing slut"

Or something like that. In case you don't remember that quote, it's from the time that Brenda and Reek (aka Rick aka Dean Cain aka Superman) ran into Kelly and Dylan on a date together after Brenda broke up with Dylan the night before. That was how Brenda verbally bitch-slapped Kelly (well maybe she didn't say the stuff about Kelly being a slut, but that is what she was implying). I have to admit, I'm starting to agree with her. Anyway, Ms. Kelly Taylor, Jennie Garth is annoying me right now. And trust me, no one's a bigger fan of Mrs. Facinelli than me. I'm always in her corner. But WTF is this?

"I can’t say (who it is), because that would be breaking my promise (to husband Facinelli), but he (Pattinson) is dating one of them."
-when asked whether Rob was dating Nikki Reed or Kristen Stewart.

Oh Jennie. You don't need to gossip to stay relevant. Your husband alone keeps you relevant. But that is a good way to buy yourself a bitchface of epic Brenda Walsh proportions next time you are in Vancouver.
We don't need you to confirm anything. These pictures of them at the Chateau Marmont are all the evidence we need. I have no doubts at this point that Rob and Kristen are together, but I think the only chance they have of staying that way is by keeping it private. Twilighters are crazy and contrary to popular belief (I'm talking to you Lainey) the majority of fans don't want KStew and RPattz together. Because Kristen is weird and right now she has unfortunate hair. And the majority of Twilighters think of themselves as Bella. And Rob is perfect and can do no wrong in the dazzled eyes of Twilight fans. I'm in the minority because I love Kristen and her weirdness. I love that she doesn't play the Hollywood games and smokes pot in public. I love that her parents are hippies and the whole Stewart family loves Alice in Wonderland so much that they have giant tea cups in their backyard. Above all else, I think she is a great actress. Yes, she has certain tics and things she does in life which inevitably inhabit her characters as well. But so does Al Pacino and people think he's an amazing actor. Kristen may be weird but I love her and cannot picture anyone else playing the role of Bella.

I think Rob is a weirdo too (albeit a lovable one who happens to play Edward Cullen). When you put Rob and Kristen together they only become more socially awkward. When you get right down to it, neither Kristen or Rob have the right personality to become a movie star. But they are both beautiful and really talented and interesting to watch, both on and off screen.

Kelly Taylor, you know that I love you. But do you remember how pissed off you were at Valerie when she told Susan and Colin that you and Brandon were hooking up when they were out of town on Thanksgiving Vacation? Remember how that felt. Don't sell Rob and Kristen out. You shouldn't gossip about them. Learn from your mistakes and don't fuel the Robsten fire. These kids have enough on their plates.

Have a good night!

Love,

Elle Bunny

P.S. There is some question as to the validity of the quote from Jennie Garth. Her reps are actually saying that she just admitted that Rob was dating someone, but not necessarily Kristen or Nikki. There's something fishy going on here. I bet you Valerie Malone's behind this smear campaign. I just can't believe I fell for it. I hereby sentence myself to a year of using Brenda fake French accent as punishment.

My review of Mommywood: Is Luke Perry "mad, bad and dangerous to know" in real life?

I really like Tori Spelling. I know a lot of people don't, but I do. I think she's endearing and I like her family. The new season of her show just started and I still enjoy it. I read Stori Telling and loved it. With all that juicy gossip about what went on behind the scenes of Beverly Hills, 90210 how could I not enjoy it? Even so, when her new book came out, I was a little hesitant to pick up the book because it seemed to be all about the mommy stuff and I'm not a mommy so I didn't really think I would enjoy it as much as the first one. But I bought it anyway because it was on sale and the cover says something about an awkward encounter with a former co-star at a birthday party. It was only on the way home from the bookstore that I remembered that Loni Anderson had come to her son Liam's first birthday party and that was probably what she was referring to (Loni played her mom on the show So NorTorious). So I put off reading it because that was the main motivating factor. On the way home from San Antonio on Monday I picked it up (it's been on the floorboard of my car since April) and started reading (don't worry, Mr Bunny was driving). I finished it the next day. It was very entertaining and an easy read. Not something I would ever reread, but enjoyable. One of the reasons I love Tori-she's not afraid to admit her odd habits and idiosyncrasies. She discusses how she always turns all of her shampoo and conditioner bottles to face the front because if one isn't facing the same way, she worries it will feel bad about itself. I'm not above admitting that I do stupid stuff like this too. But I don't have OCD. I have a problem with assigning personalities and feelings to inanimate objects.
But anyway, here's the thing-the awkward encounter with a costar ended up not being Loni Anderson's appearance at her son's b-day party. I got through her entire description of Liam's first birthday party and not one mention was made of it. So I kept reading, wondering when the awkward encounter would take place. And ever since I read about it, I haven't been able to put it out of my mind. Here's what happened.
Her stepson Jack just recently moved to LA from Canada with his mom. He started going to school and would often talk about a friend in his class who was also named Jack and one day Dean picked him up from school and realized that it was Jack Perry. That's right, Luke Perry's son. So Tori's Jack invited Luke's Jack to his laser tag birthday party. When Tori showed up Luke was sitting there and she went up to hug him and he gave her the cold shoulder. He totally ignored her the entire time--oh, except for the time he asked her where the bathroom was and then rolled his eyes because she didn't know.
I wish I could express how absolutely horrified I am by this. The minute I started reading about the episode my jaw dropped and my mouth stayed wide open throughout the rest of the chapter. It's just not right. They were on a show together for a long time. Tori was so intimidated by him that she was afraid to ask what was wrong. Her friend Scout who was there with her at the party insisted that it must be because of the book (Stori Telling). But I read the book, and Tori and I were both puzzled as to why Luke would be pissed about the way he was portrayed. I finished that book with the feeling that Luke Perry was a bigger badass than Dylan McKay. He punched out Tori's douche bag boyfriend and called her Camel because of her long eyelashes. He was a freaking hero. But she explains that if she knows anything about Luke (and she should since she's known him for 20 years) he probably never read the book, but just kept getting asked about it and having people mention that she wrote about him punching her boyfriend at her parents' Christmas party. I can understand that he might be annoyed if that was all he knew, but he should have read the book.
I know it's silly, but I have always thought Dylan McKay was an extension of Luke Perry. And I mean really, isn't Dylan supposed to be well-read? He reads poetry by Lord Byron and looked for Balzac's house in Paris. He had already read all the books for AP Senior English before Brandon even started the class. He can't read Stori Telling and draw his own conclusions? Call me ridiculous, but I'm disillusioned. I just keep thinking about the time when Dylan dropped by the beach apartment on his way out of town for Christmas (another trip to Baja) and brought gifts for Donna for Christmas and her birthday (which fell on the same day). It seems there relationship has gone the way of the later seasons.

Ah, Drug Addict Dylan, how I love thee. Is that what Luke's problem is?

And I know this off-topic, but it's funny--I kind of hate Brandon Walsh, but once Jason Priestly left Bev Hills, the show went right down the toilet. It was pretty awful in the last few seasons.

Anyway, the book=not awful. A pretty good read. At times Tori gets a little whiny, but overall I'd give the book a B+. But if you are looking for Bev Hills gossip, this is not the book for you--if you haven't read Stori Telling yet, you must immediately.

Everyone have a great day! Make sure to tune in tomorrow, because not only will there be an awesome Friday's Fun Fearless Female (I mean it; she's pretty much the Patron Saint of PIMSC), it will also be my one year anniversary of blogging and my 200th blog.

Love,
Elle Bunny

A Smörgåsbord of celebrity gossip and 90210 stalking

So...I had a really hard time staying awake during the last episode of 90210 2.0. Which really stinks because I have been looking forward to it being back on after the holidays. It was just so boring. Do I really care if Harry and crazy-eyes Tracy are being duped by some low life Sean (played by the stupid guy from Desperate Housewives) who is posing as the son they gave up for adoption (but Harry didn't know about) 20-something years ago? I think you can guess that the answer is no. Do I really care that this show has more incestuous undertones than Jerry Springer (I'm grossed out by Harry and the way he carried his daughter Annie out of the party at Silver's house and also think that Naomi's weird relationship with her "brother" Sean is grodie). No, not really. They nauseate me...but I don't care about them. It's such a snooze-fest. In fact, the only people I really care about anymore on this show are the ones I started out caring about--Kelly and Brenda, because they actually appeared on the original show which was SOOOO much better than this. Silver, because I'm curious about her, and I think her hate-filled blog rants are a symptom of her deep-seeded hatred of Druggie David in his stupid Kanga hat for falling asleep in the park while baby-sitting her. Tabitha Wilson, because she's like a toned down version of Lucille Bluth. Debbie Wilson, because she was Aunt Becky and got to make out with Uncle Jesse.

That veil is hotness.

So basically the only reason I like anybody on this show is because they did another, better show. And it's sad when you are heralding the greatness of shows like Beverly Hills, 90210 and Full House like they're Shakespeare, but compared to this shit, they are.

Apparently, Donna Martin Is Back!!!!!!!!! Here is what Perez reported yesterday:

Those rumors of Tori Spelling joining the new cast of 90210 have finally come true. FINALLY!!!!
TV Guide is reporting that Tori is about to sign a deal to return to the show, along with Jennie Garth and Jason Priestley.
Apparently, Priestly will direct Tori's debut on the show, which is scheduled to begin filming at the end of January.
Reports originally were that Tori wasn't being offered enough money.
After some recent negotiations, they seem to have hooked her in! But, only under the condition that they will allow her to portray only the material she thinks lives up to the original 90210 standards.
Diva!

Way to go Tori! I'm a fan, even though in my household we lovingly refer to her as Lamb Eyes. I'm proud of her for trying to hold this ripoff up to the standards of the old show. I've been watching the second stalking of Donna in reruns (a plot which I lovingly refer to as Watching the Weathergirl: A Love Story because, weirdly enough, I find Donna's stalker hot in a John Cusack kind of way; and btw, I love that Zack Morris's one-time dad played the negotiator. Unfortunately there are no videos of this momentous occasion on YouTube so you will just have to use your imagination) and that shit was amazing; spectacular, even. It's the plot that James E. Reilly wishes he wrote. But I digress; I'm truly excited about the return of Donna and I can't wait to see the episode directed by Brando (my nickname for Brandon, aka Jason Priestly, because he is such a badass mofo)!

Pwned once again by Dylan McKay.

Speaking of Dylan McKay and stalkers, I'm being stalked by all things 90210. Last night, I watched the People's Choice Awards for like 10 minutes. I managed to see Jennie Garth present an award with AnnaLynne McCord (the poor man's Kelly Taylor who is rumored to be dating Kellan Lutz aka Emmett Cullen, who also played George the A-Hole on 90210) and I also spotted Dylan McKay...oh, er, Luke Perry, who was nominated for an award (the category was Favorite Scene Stealing Guest Star--he was nominated for his stint as a rapist on Law & Order SVU and he duked it out with Britney Spears for her role on How I Met Your Mother and Robin Williams being awesome on Law & Order SVU. He was beat by Robin). This is after watching 3 hours of Beverly Hills, 90210 reruns that I taped on DVR. And reading about Tori Spelling on Perez Hilton. I'm honestly astonished anytime anyone other than me acknowledges that Bev Hills, 90210 even existed. I think the People's Choice Awards almost gave me an aneurysm. If RPattz had been there I would have had a panic attack.

And I must admit that I'm continually shocked by the amount of Twilight-90210 connections. It's like the entertainment world knows that they are my two favorite things so it continues to associate them for my enjoyment. First, you have the mother of all connections--Peter Facinelli, aka Mr. Kelly Taylor (I call him the Fach for short) is Dr. Cullen. Then you have the unfortunate mall mobbings of the stars. Kellan Lutz is Emmett in Twilight and plays George the douchebag on 90210. He is now supposedly dating AnnaLynne McCord. That hot teacher Ryan that Brenda and Kelly both slept with (hookers!) is only 4 months older than me (gah--way to make me feel old 90210) and supposedly dated Ashley Greene, aka Alice. I could go on an on.

But I'll spare you the torment and move onto other related topics.

The big news: It's Official! Taylor Lautner To Return as Jacob in New Moon

Here's what Chris Weitz and Stephenie had to say about it:
I'm very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he's doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.
The characters in Stephenie's books go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the books would be best served by the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised by the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I'm looking forward to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.
very best
Chris Weitz
I'd just like to add that I was very much a part of this decision. My first priority was always what was best for New Moon—what was going to give us the best possible movie. I'm truly thrilled that Taylor was the one who proved to the director, to Summit, and to me that he is the best possible Jacob we could have. And I'm very much looking forward to seeing what he's going to bring to Jacob's character this year.
- Steph

Much as I enjoy bitching and moaning about Taylor Lautner,

I'm so glad they kept him and didn't pick Michael Copon.To borrow one of my favorite Daddy expressions, he seems like a Grade A Asshole.

In closing, I would like to ask you to pray for my baby kitten Scout. She had to have a biopsy today. They think she might have an Auto-Immune Disorder. She has always suffered from what we thought were allergies but it has gotten worse in recent months. We should find out what is wrong with her for sure this weekend. But please thinking good thoughts for Scout!

Hope I didn't bum you out to bad with my tales of cat diseases!

Have a good day!

Love,

Elle Bunny

Crazy Days and Nights

So there is this blog called Crazy Days and Nights where a guy who claims to be an entertainment lawyer in LA posts a bunch of blind items and gossip, etc. Then he reveals the celebrities behind them on special days, such as New Years Day. He is generally regarded in the gossip community as being full of shit, but I think he might be onto something here.
Blind Items Revealed

September 17, 2008

#1 - What film brother/sister duo in an upcoming blockbuster film are having to keep their relationship secret because of fears that the general public will not make the distinction between film and real life?

OMG--it's finally happened. It was only a matter of time. I knew it all along....they just have such chemistry! Jalice lives!!!! Jackson and Ashley 4-eva!!
...but wait...yesterday he revealed the peeps behind the blind item... as Robert Pattinson/Nikki Reed.

Seriously? I'm not sure I buy it. I honestly think that they are just good friends. Maybe I'm just kidding my poor shipper heart, but I choose to believe that they really are friends and that someday, Nikki will be with Oregano and Rob and Kristen will be together. Because that's how it should be. And obviously Jackson and Ashley belong together. Have you seen this video?

Swoon.

And really, based on that video, I would be more likely to believe that Kristen and Nikki were getting it on than Rob and Nikki.
Anyway, I'm obviously kidding. I know that if Jackson and Ashley were dating it wouldn't make a blind item. And I doubt anyone would encourage them to hide it. But I joked about it to prove a point. This is the stupidest reasoning ever. Of course, there is no way that sweet young innocent Twilighters could get used to the fact that Rosalie and Edward are dating in real life. We can't deal with people who play brothers and sisters who aren't really brothers and sisters but a coven of vampires dating. But wait. Alice and Jasper date in the books and no one is weirded out by the fact (other than fictional character Jessica) that they are adopted brother and sister. Same goes for Rosalie and Emmett. And I won't even get into the fact that Rosalie was brought home by Carlisle in the hopes that Edward would fall in love with her, because this is getting way too stupid. It's a freaking book and a freaking movie and even in the freaking book and freaking movie, the brothers and sisters date. I honestly don't mind if Nikki and Rob date in real life--good for them. Nikki seems like a really nice girl and she helped Rob move. The only thing that pisses me off is people who are obsessed with Ashley Greene and Peter Facinelli and call them OTP (one true pairing), because let me tell you,

KELLY TAYLOR DOES NOT APPROVE

and she will cut the bitch who messes with her man. Just ask Brenda.

Have a great day and Happy New Year!

Love,

Elle Bunny

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

Happy Christmas!

Stay warm and safe!

Love,

Elle Bunny, the Dan Band Featuring Florence Henderson,the Peach Pit Playas, the folks in Salem, *N'Sync featuring Gary Coleman and of course, the cast of Twilight.

Oh My Blog...my train of thoughts keeps running off the tracks

Do you ever wonder how in God's name you started thinking about something, then realize that it all started with you pondering a seemingly unrelated topic? It happens to me all the time, particularly when I'm driving.
For instance, yesterday morning was particularly cold and while on the way to work, I looked over and saw a little girl in a car seat. She had on a big puffy jacket and I was brought back to my mom's old blue boat of an Oldsmobile. I remembered what it felt like to be stuffed in one of those marshmallow jackets and then put in a car seat that could barely contain my puffiness.

I remembered how hard it was for me to relax my arms due to all the puffiness-the material made my arms stick straight out. Then I started wondering why it is necessary for the jackets to be that puffy? As adults, we don't necessitate these huge over the top jackets

(most of the time). Does the puffy jacket prevent a child from freezing to death any better that a non-puffy jacket made out of the same materials but without the stuffing? And what do they stuff these jackets with? Is this a question for my BFF Meredith? Would she learn about this in her textile class? Do they teach the fundamentals of the Big Puffy Jacket in Fashion Merchandising? I wonder if I should go back to school and if I did, what should I get a masters in? And why are all of my interests the low paying ones? Why didn't I develop an interest in accounting as a young girl? Maybe I should have gone to an all-girls school-girls and boys learn math differently and I probably would have learned better. And the uniforms are really cute and it might have been fun. But I probably would have missed the boys.
Wait, how did I start thinking about this?
Another example:
Last night I was watching Beverly Hills, 90210 on my DVR and the live feed footage of the Twilight Premiere on my laptop (the live feeds-all 4 of them--sucked. See below.) Anyway, it was the episode where Kelly gets caught in the bathroom with a lesbian when Steve's rave house goes up in flames. During the bathroom burning, Brandon is busy getting it on with Emily Valentine, who just happened to drop by and ruin everything.

I hate that ho. So earlier in the episode, Brandon and Kelly are out on the balcony at the beach apartment. They both can't sleep because of the Santa Ana winds that keep blowing. Then they both have flashbacks of the Thanksgiving the year before, when Brando went to visit Emily in San Francisco and when Kelly and Dylan were together. And they show Dylan talking about the Santa Ana winds and how there are these winds in Africa and "if you kill somebody when they are blowing, nobody will blame you" or something like that. Anyway, this show is always making such a big deal about the damn Santa Ana winds. And I know that right now they are causing a lot of fires in CA which is really sad, but do they really change your mood? I think somebody on the writing staff might have read The Stranger one too many times and now they think they're Camus. Are these winds really that bad? My first trip to LA was to spend Thanksgiving with my Aunt and Uncle, and I swear I never even noticed the winds.In fact, not only did I sleep right through the Santa Ana winds, I slept through an earthquake. It was only like a 5.2, but whatever. I was 7 during that trip and I'm horrified when I think back on the outfits I wore. My mom dressed me and my sister in matching black leggings with oversized Garth Brooks t-shirts. I'm dying at the thought right now. We looked like country bumpkins come to town. What were we thinking? When is it ever a good idea to dress like that? And the Keds.

Oh, the Keds. I had them in every color and matched them with my bows. God, fashion from the early 90s was so awful.
How does any one train of thought cover Garth Brooks and Albert Camus?

Am I going crazy?
In the
Twilight Zone,
the Hollywood Premiere was last night. Like I said, the live feeds were crappy and they all cut in and out on me. Here are a few videos from last night (and they don't cut in and out!).

It makes me happy to see all of them looking so happy and healthy.

Kristen actually seemed excited (for her) and looked stunningly beautiful.Rob looked adorable and deliciously awkward-and that's why we love him. Also, here is a link to Lainey Gossip's take on an awkward interview with Rob, Kristen, Nikki and Rachelle that she did while they were in Canada. It totally confirms my suspicions that Kristen is totally in love with Rob and stuck in between a rock and an Oregano.
Countdown to Twilight at Midnight: 59 hours!Love,

Elle Bunny

100 blogs ago, I was a wee lass without a care in the world.

Just kidding. But do you ever look back when you reach a milestone and think, how did that happen? That's how I feel right now. I can't believe I've written 100 posts about celebrities, life, cabbage patch dolls, hair dye, 90210 1.0 & 2.0, Steel Magnolias, reality television, music, books, my beloved Twilight, etc, etc. And if you have been nice enough to read any of the blogging I've done in the last six months, I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Especially those of you (Pinky and Meredith) who have read them all. So to commemorate this special occasion (and yes, I make an occasion out of everything) I want to discuss the wonderful questionnaire that James Lipton uses on "Inside the Actors Studio." I love that show, and that has always been my favorite part. I think the answers say a lot about a person. The questionnaire concept was originated by French television personality Bernard Pivot, after the Proust Questionnaire. So today I will answer the questions, and I would love it if you would answer the questions as well!

1.What is your favorite word?
My favorite word is grace. All the meanings are beautiful. I love its meaning in religion, I love the idea of social graces or someone being graceful. It is also the name of my favorite album of all time. And it is my favorite girl's name.

What is your least favorite word?

Slaughter. Such an awful word. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it just sounds ugly and has bad connotations. There is a street named Slaughter in Austin and every time I see it I make a face. The location we got married at had a place behind it that was named after a family with the last name Slaughter so it had that name and arrow pointing back on the sign leading in. They took it off about two months before my wedding, by the Grace of God. I'm not sure what happened, I never asked why, but I was a happy girl.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

I love excitement and enthusiasm! It makes me feel really happy when somebody is passionate about something.

What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

A Sense of Entitlement. No, the world does not revolve around you. You can't get everything you want and sometimes you have to work really hard for what you do get. Deal with it.

What sound or noise do you love?

This one is difficult--I would say it's a tie between laughter and Mr. Bunny playing guitar.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Burping. Ew.

What is your favorite curse word?

F**K. So versatile. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, etc.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

So many. I would love to be a homebound teacher. I would love to be a pizza delivery girl (don't judge--it would be fun. You drive around, listen to music, and drop off yummy treats at people's homes.) I love seeing how people live. I would love to be a wedding planner and a travel agent.

What profession would you not like to do?
I would not like to be President. Too much pressure.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Welcome Home.

What about you? Please answer at least some of these questions in a comment! I would love to read it!

In the

Twilight Zone,

They tried to mob Rob in San Francisco, his first stop on the Hot Topic tour, but even though it appeared to be cancelled at one point, apparently he still went on to do the Q&A and autograph signing. According to this video, Mum Pattinson was worried about him and I don't blame her. Haven't we learned anything since the unfortunate mall mobbing of Luke Perry in the 90's ?

Young girls+malls+hot teenage idols=Chaos

I know it must be terrifying for Rob since he seems to think someone is out to shoot or stab him when he's in a crowd.

(Caution: the news anchors are clueless and condescending towards Twilighters. Consider yourself warned.)

It's also Twilight Tuesday over at MTV, and they interviewed the lovely and talented Kristen Stewart.

I adore KStew.

Have a great day and thanks for reading!

Love,

Elle Bunny

Ahhh!!! Sammy's Dad is...

I can die a happy woman now.

Love,

Elle Bunny

RIP, Scott Scanlon

This is one of the only scenes from the first few seasons that I vividly remember watching during it's first airing.

This freaked me out: this is obviously partly due to the fact that I was around 6-years-old at the time. But I have a feeling that Douglas Emerson's horrible facial expressions might have had something to do with my being traumatized.

Anyway, say what you will about this episode, Brian Austin Green did an awesome acting job in this one.

I still get tears in my eyes when Donna says "Look you guys, it's just like the fourth of July" and then David says "This one's for you, Scott." I know that is really dorky, but it gets to me.

But I must admit that I did LOL when Dylan said "Surf board wax. It's to symbolize the waves that have been pounding the shores for thousands of years but really it's just a brief moment in time." He must be the Poet Laureate of Baja. And did you notice the eye roll Brenda gave him. LMAO!

I watched this episode yesterday afternoon. It's definitely one of the best episodes of Beverly Hills ever. It is right up there with the one where Brenda discovers Wendy's diary and imagines all her friends in 60's garb. The writers of 90210 may have been way off their rockers sometimes, but there are times in the series when they got it so right. This is one of them.

Speaking of 90210....A certain Ms. Kelly Taylor is said to be revealing the identity of her baby daddy on the episode of the new 90210 airing tonight. I think a little part of my 10-year-old self will die if it isn't this man:

Let's send a prayer to the surf-gods that it is and that he returns to the zip code where he is meant to be.

Have a great day!

Love,

Elle Bunny

The New 90210

Dear New 90210 people,

I can hardly wait for it to start. I'm so excited that Kellan Lutz is going to be on the show.

And I can't wait to see all of the backstabbing and bitchiness. It will be a pure joy to see Brenda and Kelly duking it out again

it is quite possible I might cry, I will be so happy.

I have to admit, though-I'm kind of worried that I'm not going to like it. It looks so glossy. I know, I know, you have to attract the kids today who are all watching Gossip Girl, but I recently saw this picture of the updated Peach Pit

and it scared me.
This is what the Peach Pit should look like: Are you taking notes? It might be a good idea.
I'm hoping you won't take away what is magical about the show. The most important part of the show is the bond between friends--these kids felt more like a family, and despite the fact that they were living in a very ritzy neighborhood and had very glamorous problems, it often felt more like a small town, where you could go to the local hangout and sit around with friends and talk. It is important that the Peach Pit is still that place for these kids.
And these kids better be worth bringing the show back for. Now I am very happy that you are bringing back folks like Brenda and Kelly,

and I giggled with delight when I learned that Aunt Becky

would be the new "Cindy Walsh." But if you are going to make this about a whole new bunch of kids, make it interesting. It is okay to update the kids--I don't have a problem with that--but is it possible that they could be more Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts

than Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf?

I want to actually care about them.
Jennie Garth-

yes, I'm calling you out. You know Kelly's always been my girl. But I have to ask you about this statement you recently made on why you were returning to 90210 when many of your male co-stars weren't:

“I want to give the show the credit it’s due for giving me my start, so I couldn't turn my back on it. And, the girls now look a hell of a lot better than the guys.”

Now, I appreciate your loyalty to the zip code, but I don't know why you had to dog the boys along the way. We already know they don't want to be on the show and that many of them are not able to be on it because they are already working on other projects. And while I think you look great, I think these faces would be a welcome addition to the cast:

And bring Donna Martin back!

Thanks!
Love,

Elle Bunny

UPDATE:
Kelly and Dylan 90210 (2.0) Reunion?!

Another UPDATE:

No, For Now--BOO! Come back, Dylan!